Cuban Courting Clippers Fan to Switch Teams

Darrell Bailey, better known to Staples Center regulars as Clipper Darrell, is apparently weighing an offer from the Mavericks to join the payroll and become Mavericks Darrell (or something like that — Mavs Darrell, maybe?). When reached for comment, I said, “Dude. Pay me. Or just give me free tickets in exchange for my award-winning blend of dance moves and prop comedy. I work cheap…ish.”

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2 responses to “Cuban Courting Clippers Fan to Switch Teams”

  1. dave little says:

    Good Lord, do you think we can just focus on the basketball game going on? You would think you have to show your ADD membership card to get in the game.

  2. It seems like something is missing, no?