T.O. Dogs Jessica Simpson

Terrell Owens has been so good this year about keeping his mouth quiet. No longer. Tim MacMahon is reporting that T.O. is publicly blaming Tony Romo’s performance on Simpson and her double Ds. Well, T.O. didn’t specifically mention that attribute, but you know that’s what he was thinking. Meanwhile the Sun-Times is reporting that Cowboys team officials have asked Romo to get his head right with ball. (P.S. You could have read all this first on Unfair Park. IJS.)

Newsletter

Get a weekly recap in your inbox every Sunday of our best stories from the week plus a primer for the days ahead.

Find It

Search our directories for...

Restaurants

Restaurants

Bars

Bars

Events

Events

Attractions

Attractions

View All

View All

Comments

3 responses to “T.O. Dogs Jessica Simpson”

  1. Puddin'Tane says:

    Well you couldn’t help but notice right at the 3rd quarter that Simpson was no longer shown on TV or the jumbo tron and that Jones, in his usual fashion, jumped to the sideline when things really weren’t going to correct.

    It was all too comical and everyone in my party knew Simpson wouldn’t be allowed back to another game.

  2. Julie says:

    Yeah, Romo choked big time, so let’s blame it on the GIRL. After all, she was right down there on the field, calling plays for him and knocking the ball out of his hands.

    If I was Jess, I’d be so impressed with the power that ya’ll are giving to my Double D’s. I’d be laughing my butt off.

  3. Rawlins says:

    What’s making ME laugh MY head off is reading (of all things) a Dallas (of all things) woman acting like she’s unaware of (or denying) the ‘power’ effect of breasts in the American male psyche. Why, as any student of testosterone knows, Big ‘D’s make men putty in your hands…(or in the case of much of Dallas, said object d’sire is silicone putty, but picky, picky.)

    Exhibit A: Wanta ask Rogers about his rapt attention paid to a certain TV traffic reporter?

    PSS: When is the first installment —(re:the 1980s)— Nichols memoirs (Rumored working title: “Fried and Over Easy”) hitting the stands?