[Sigh] Here’s a Dallas, the Movie, Update

This site is reporting that John Travolta said the script he saw had Dallas based in Dubai (or Saudi Arabia, as a commentor pointed out). Why can’t someone buy the rights to the movie, put ’em in a crate, and then bury that crate in a stack of 100,000 crates in a forgotten warehouse somewhere. ‘Cause, much like in Indiana Jones, if that movie ever gets made, mark my words: Faces will melt.