Quotes I’ve Heard Today That Made Me Laugh

“When something good happens to the Cowboys and Wade Phillips gets excited and pumps his fist, doesn’t he look like a guy whose name was just called as the next contestant on the Price is Right?” — caller to KTCK 1310 The Ticket morning show

“Avi Adelman is the Al Sharpton of code enforcement.” — Zac Crain, during a story meeting

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3 responses to “Quotes I’ve Heard Today That Made Me Laugh”

  1. Missy says:

    Wade Phillips, the Jones’ and other Cowboy executives also do a pretty mean “Soldier Boy Dance.” Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Now I completely understand why there were no cameras allowed at the Cowboys Holiday party! Be watching for something to sneak on YouTube.

  2. Gordo's id says:

    Keyshawn chiming in on TO’s tuna diss.
    “People have always told me that one thing that you never want to do is get into a pi$$ing match with a skunk, because they’ll pi$$ all over you, and you’ll like it. And they’ll like it, better yet.”

    Is Keyshawn saying he likes skunk urine? Kinky, bro.

  3. I prefer to be referred to as the Al Sharpton of Resident Parking Only.

    Code enforcement is a city problem – and I emphasize the word ‘problem.’