1. Strip club owners are fighting a state-mandated $5 cover charge, which would be used for sexual assault prevention. Nearly 75 percent of the Morning News readers are against the idea on its online poll, most saying it would set a bad precedent. I voted for it, because it would be the cheapest such cover charge in town.
2. Two men in pig masks and gray overalls robbed a Frisco jewelry store. Please, people, move to Dallas. So much safer.
3. I think the headline is all we need here: “Judge orders monkey returned to bipolar owner in Fort Worth.”