This Christmas, Give Your Daughter the Gift of Body-Image Issues


What do you get when you mix popular childhood playthings, blue eye shadow, and inevitable eating disorders? Why, it’s the new Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Barbie dolls, of course! Pre-order now, and for a limited time, you’ll get a free NFL Series 15 Tony Romo action figure to teach your little DCCs-in-training that the girl with the tiniest thighs gets the guy. Self-loathing sold separately.


  • Ziggy Stardust

    Why hate on Romo, the cheerleaders and Barbie? SOMEbody seems to have issues… Thinly disguised self-loathing included, apparently.

  • I choose hot Latina DCC Barbie!

  • DA

    G.I. Joes everywhere are thrilled.