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Provocative Passenger Got Blurry

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Another Today-show-watching FrontBurnervian confirms reports of Kyla Ebbert’s blurred-out nether regions. I wouldn’t make such a deal of it, except it is kind of the whole point of the story.

I was watching this morning on the Today Show—and they did blur it out on the broadcast that we saw locally. Maybe KXAS did it? I thought it was a hilarious that just as they were trying to make the point that it wasn’t too provocative to fly, that the censors (that’s who I assume made the decision) had it blurred. Southwest should definitely use it for what I’m sure will be a lawsuit against them for character defamation. And as for her claim that the complaint couldn’t have been that someone got a eyeful up her skirt because she “kept her legs crossed”…well she must be extremely short, because at 5’2” I’ve never been able to easily cross my legs while on a Southwest plane…I feel lucky that my legs fit in the row. I kept waiting for Matt to ask what she was wearing underneath that skirt at the time, but he didn’t. Chicken.

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