Only Three Mo Hockey Husband Shopping Days

mike.jpg I write this with a heavy (and perverted) heart: on Saturday night, the lucky and beautiful biatch to the left willa become Mrs. Mike Modano. Ladies — and I use the term loosely — you can no longer afford to hold on to your if-he-just-gave-me-one-shot-I-know-I-could-make-him-the-happiest-man-in-hockey wishes hopes and dreams. Mike is officially off the hot rod market. I ran into him at Bob’s a couple of weeks ago, and he was so excited and ready to be married. After I stood up to leave, he hugged me gently and planted a sweet little parting kiss on my mouth. (I haven’t washed my face for weeks.) Goodbye, number nine. You’ll always be in our dreams. Even though I’m older than your mother. Next.

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  1. […] Only Three Mo Hockey Husband Shopping Days | FrontBurnerPosted on August 23rd, 2007 8:04am by Nancy Nichols; Filed under Local News, Sports … I write this with a heavy (and perverted) heart: on Saturday night, the lucky and beautiful biatch to the left willa become Mrs. Mike Modano. … I ran into him at Bob’s a couple of weeks ago, and he was so excited and ready to be married. […]