Trey, I’m sure Rod’s spirit is with me as I jump to defend the reputation of geese. FYI, most geese mate for life. However, according to this, fifteen percent–mainly Gaylag, I mean Greylag— geese fly for the other team. Go easy on your sweeping generalizations of geese. Next time you might want to pick a more promiscuous species, say a gull, tern, swan, or (duh) parakeet. They are way proud to be gay. If you want a hardcore drag queen, check out the nasty boy ostrich–he/she will strut their sissy stuff for any winged warrior with a tail feather. And they’ll stick their head in more places than the sand. IJS.