Wednesday, April 24, 2024 Apr 24, 2024
80° F Dallas, TX
Advertisement
Local News

Not All Geese are Gay

|

Trey, I’m sure Rod’s spirit is with me as I jump to defend the reputation of geese. FYI, most geese mate for life. However, according to this, fifteen percent–mainly Gaylag, I mean Greylag— geese fly for the other team. Go easy on your sweeping generalizations of geese. Next time you might want to pick a more promiscuous species, say a gull, tern, swan, or (duh) parakeet. They are way proud to be gay. If you want a hardcore drag queen, check out the nasty boy ostrich–he/she will strut their sissy stuff for any winged warrior with a tail feather. And they’ll stick their head in more places than the sand. IJS.

Related Articles

Image
Arts & Entertainment

VideoFest Lives Again Alongside Denton’s Thin Line Fest

Bart Weiss, VideoFest’s founder, has partnered with Thin Line Fest to host two screenings that keep the independent spirit of VideoFest alive.
Image
Local News

Poll: Dallas Is Asking Voters for $1.25 Billion. How Do You Feel About It?

The city is asking voters to approve 10 bond propositions that will address a slate of 800 projects. We want to know what you think.
Image
Basketball

Dallas Landing the Wings Is the Coup Eric Johnson’s Committee Needed

There was only one pro team that could realistically be lured to town. And after two years of (very) middling results, the Ad Hoc Committee on Professional Sports Recruitment and Retention delivered.
Advertisement