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How To Fill An E-Mail Box

By Trey Garrison |

Insult the members of the public education unions. Of the ones both legible and printable:

I been around teachers and i’ve been around journalists. Teachers do about ten times as much work on an average day. Probably with better results, too.

Maybe, but in my defense the FBvian who sent this worked at the Dallas Morning News, so, you know, there’s that. Then:

Why do you hate the pledge of allegiance?

Mainly because I know its source. And the salute it inspired. (Yes, that was the prescribed way to recite the pledge up until 1942.)

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