I won’t pretend to know. Sure, I’ve got some contenders in mind (Kelly at the Corner Bar, I’m thinking of you … lots). But I’m no Sexy Bartender Picking Professional, which is why I’ll defer to Spike TV. The guy-riffic TV station and Web site is determined to find the sexiest bartender in Dallas (and Chicago and Phoenix). Eight finalists from these parts will gather at Public House on Greenville this Friday. Online voting will then begin in mid-August. I’ll be sure to keep you posted.