Re: What’s Filming in the L.C.?

Two FrontBurnervians have theories, and the latter is more reasonable than the former (but not necessarily more entertaining):

Silly boy, it’s the super-secret seventh reincarnation of the “Dallas” movie. Paris Hilton will be playing the role of the long-suffering Miss Ellie, since she’s learned so many valuable life lessons in prison, and it’s good casting — Texas, it’s over 100 degrees, and we already know Paris knows how to say “that’s hot.”

How awesome would it be if we started that rumor. Now, the more accurate-sounding version:

Prison Break

Ah.

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