Re: Downtown Ablaze

A long-distance FBvian offers this take on the CNN story.

  That section from CNN just begs for an SNL or MAD TV skit. shoot even
Bob Newhart could do a routine as the company person answering the
phone from CNN. The possibilities are endless.

(Phone rings, explosion knocks the receiver off the hook)

CNN: Is this Southwest Industrial Gas?

SIG: BOOM!

CNN: I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch your name?

SIG: BOOM! BOOM!

CNN: is that Ms or Mr. BOOM! ?

SIG: BOOM! BOOOOOM!

CNN: Okay Mr. BOOM! We understand that there is a fire at your
facility near Dallas and that folks are evacuating. Is that true?

SIG: BOOOOOOM!

well you get the idea

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