A long-distance FBvian offers this take on the CNN story.
(Phone rings, explosion knocks the receiver off the hook)
CNN: Is this Southwest Industrial Gas?
CNN: I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch your name?
SIG: BOOM! BOOM!
CNN: is that Ms or Mr. BOOM! ?
SIG: BOOM! BOOOOOM!
CNN: Okay Mr. BOOM! We understand that there is a fire at your
facility near Dallas and that folks are evacuating. Is that true?
well you get the idea