Re: About Last Night

From Gordon Keith:

I will say Stacey was a perfect gentlemen, and I protected my virtue by only allowing her to get to second base. Other highlights: 1) Your friend Eric offering me money to make out with his wife, then wanting me to punch him in the face. 2) Trey Garrison chomping on a cigar, threatening to pistol-whip me, then, in a stunning about face, attempting to kiss me. 3) I was slipped a Mickey Finn by [friend of D Mag] Joe Capasso — a piece of nicorette gum that almost made me throw up on a cougar while she yakked about her charity work. 4) And, of course, the mute, glassy-eyed Tim, who just smiled at me like Schiavo at a balloon when I tried to say goodbye.

It was a confusing night, but fun.

Question for the group: funniest thing ever posted on FB?

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