1. Some Dallas-area 7-Elevens are turning themselves into Kwik-E-Marts, which, like the show, would have been funny about eight years ago.
2. The Mavericks would love to add Gerald Wallace from the Bobcats. Got to see him play a game against the Bulls. Got to sit courtside. He was the best player on the court by far. So forgive me if I dream a little.
3. “Don’t make us Taser you, sir! Don’t make us…uh…where’d the Taser go? Yee-OW!”