I’m Just Going to Assume I’ve Used at Least 70 of Them

I won’t pretend to understand all the figures and measurements and so on in this report that more than 100 Texas gas pumps are giving consumers less gas than they paid for. (In a related story, so is Taco Cabana. What, no rim shot? Nothing?) All I know is this: I want my money back, and I want it in cash. Dollars, pesos, whatever.