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Enough Signatures For A Vote? The Answer Is:

By Eric Celeste |
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meatballs9.jpegDunno. We’re all still waiting. The greatness that is Frank Librio, the public information officer for Dallas, promises he’ll e-mail me when there is an announcement. In the meantime, did anyone else just watch Meatballs on Showtime and think, like I did, “Wow, Tripper’s speech is very germane, because it sounds like something someone in the Trinity Vote group would say”?

And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn’t matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from [Save The Trinity] because they’ve got all the money! It just doesn’t matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!

No? Just me? Fair enough.

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