As has been mentioned before, Chuck Norris has a weekly column on WorldNetDaily. This week’s installment is not about religion or politics; it’s about martial arts. Specifically, Chuck takes time to answer the questions he says he gets all the time, like, “Ever get the urge to get back in the ring?” and “Did you achieve other hallmars besides your undefeated six-time world championship?” But the gem is later in the column, when he talks about his former student Bob Barker:
In his own words, Barker commented on his heart condition at the time by saying, “Maybe I should blame it on Chuck Norris. He probably kicked me in the neck. God knows he kicked me everywhere else.” Bob of course was joking, right Bob? I’d hate to have to bring you out of retirement and get you back in the ring for a little more practice!
Yes, yes. The price is wrong, indeed.