Betting Windows Open For Tonight’s Performance

Not sure if you heard, but we’re having a little shindig tonight. Eric is currently maintaining that he plans to have no more than three drinks over the course of three hours. That’s one more drink and hour since his declaration at noon Tuesday. Tim’s betting his mortgage on the over. Advanced wagers are being accepted on what Eric will say and to whom after, say, 10 p.m., how long before his bearish bare chest makes its first appearance for the night, who he will get into a fistfight with, and where on premise he will pass out. Betting windows are open.

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