I am tickled. Humbled, really. Jim Schutze’s eyes at the mayor’s inauguration were focused not on incredibly smart, dignified, and vivacious emcee Sheron Patterson, nor on the gum-chewingÂ former mayor, nor on the blissed-out incoming mayor,Â but on….me. How sweet. But like my parking strategies, my getting-the-best-seat-I-can-without-getting-arrested strategies will remain my secret.