A party-going FrontBurnervian passes along some fashion advice to bubble-dress-wearing ladies, not to mention some etiquette advice to bad-guess-making servers:
Last night at the BMW Classic launch party, a couple of thousand (give or take a thousand) showed up to party. Unfortunately, the Fashion Police were not on hand to straighten out a server. It seems that one lovely guest wore the trendy new “bubble” dress. She looked quite smashing, don’t you know. Upon arrival she saw a server with wine and inquired if she could get a glass of vino. Bubble babe was denied “because of your condition.” She was then admonished by the server that women who are expecting should not drink. She agreed that pregnant women should not drink but she was not expecting and would like some wine. The server walked away. The rest of the evening, neither she nor her date could get the attention of anyone serving wine. Suggestion: Lovelies in bubble dresses need to bring pregnancy tests with them to prove that they don’t have a “condition.”
Reminds me of a funny bit by Brian Regan. Those who know, know.
