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RE: LEADING OFF (ERIC’S CREEPY SECOND POST)

By Trey Garrison |

I’m being asked by several FBvians how to make odds here when the fists start flying. Paul easily has the reach, youth and kick-boxing experience. But a lot of us think his height is a handicap because no one that tall could have good balance. Plus he’ll be squeamish about getting kicked in the pending nuptials.

Eric, meanwhile, has a lower center of gravity, a pit bull’s fierceness, no hair to pull, and — the trump card — he’s Sicilian. And, you know, “never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

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