RE: A CAMPAIGN IDEA FOR MAX WELLS

Turns out that Bonnie Behrend’s nekkid backside didn’t win her too many votes. An alert FBvian points us to this recap of the election:

Behrend, 52, a television journalist who resigned to run for mayor, said she too was surprised at her low percentage since she went through town asking for people’s votes and they said yes. Based on that, she said she should have gotten more than 30 votes.

Thanks for nothing, Tristan.