1. A shotgun shooting at a theater show in Mesquite has led to an arrest and brings to mind the obvious question, When are you suburban fools going to move to Dallas, where it’s safe?
2. An Addison real-estate investor is teaming with a Dutch pension fund to buy nearly a quarter-billion dollars worth of apartments across the U.S., which has caused the financial world to exclaim, “Hoe heb je dat geflikt?!” Let’s hope this goes more smoothly than the last time we partnered with the bloodthirsty Dutch.