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RE: OPRAH IS WRONG

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Bars? Like salad bars? Sushi bars? I wasn’t hanging out in gin joints, I was working and I’m telling you that the majority (say, conservatively 98%) of the guys I saw who (say, liberally 98%) probably ended up in a drinking establishment tonight, were not cute. I KNOW cute. When you have TV cameras from Oprah rolling, of course they are going to be cute. I was reporting the truthiness of the Arlington male. No casting couches in my car (anymore). Gotta go feed my fish with all of those cute little whiskers–they must have relatives in Arlington. 

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