Can’t you guys talk about something more fun, like self-tanning or rotating airplane tires? I guess it’s up to me to toss out a wacky treat. First, you have to read this. Then, and only then, will I share this very private blog I write for my five perfect nieces. (Apologies to the members of my family that will never speak to me again.) Tread lightly; I spread my life in front of you.