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LEADING OFF

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1. Exxon Mobil’s new CEO is skeptical that his company can do much to reverse the effects of global warming. Reminds me of the great Chevy Chase quote from Seems Like Old Times: “Well, you’ve done everything humanly possible.”

2. Proving I have worked for everyone in town, I once spent a half-day in the employ of Kirby Warnock when he edited Buddy Magazine. Now he’s a local filmmaker, being interviewed by Pegasus News.

3. I know Trey mentioned this, but I want to again point it out and ask, Why are we picking on strip clubs? What have they ever done besides provide a comfortable venue for charity poker tournaments, offer a hilarious backdrop for that Demi Moore movie, and fund the extravagant lifestyle of the editorial staff at the Dallas Observer?

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