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RE: I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD TO BE DOING THIS

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Sorry, Paul. I remember how harsh disillusionment can be. It’s best to get it all over with at once: You’re right. Not all water comes from mountain streams.

Also, Tollhouse cookies aren’t made by elves, the Pillsbury Doughboy doesn’t like to be poked, and gekko’s don’t talk with British accents. In fact, they don’t talk at all.

Such a cruel world, I know.

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