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THE PARADOX OF THE HEAP

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Timmy referred to my post about Dotty’s replacement as “vague.” He says he doesn’t read my “jumps” because they don’t say “this guy” or “that thing.” I’m not sharp around the edges like him. I’m ambiguous. Heck yes, I like to swim. And I admit I don’t know how many grains of sand it takes to make a heap or when a man has lost enough hair to be considered bald. What do I know? The DMN interviewed Robb Walsh for the dining critic job, DMN Ranger beat reporter Evan Grant is bald, and there is a bottle of extra virgin cold pressed unfiltered and organic Greek olive oil missing from my cube.

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