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LADIES: BEWARE OF THE MUSH MAN

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He’s loose. You know, the guy who is charming from the get go. He falls “in love” hard and fast. You don’t have to ask him to rub your feet–he just does it. He calls you “honey” and touches you lightly in public, tightly in bed. One of my good friends had a Mush Man. I was so jealous. When my BF and I were out to dinner with them, I would kick him under the table when Mush Man covered my friends hand with his. Long story short, my pal was out of town on business yesterday. After a grueling day of meetings and travel, she checks her cell. Text message from Mush Man: “I’ve moved out.” WTF? Anybody ready for rounding up a good old-fashioned posse? No? How about a high-tech posse? Text message. Boy, that blows low.

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