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Chief David Kunkle and Sarah Dodd are registered for gifts? [Tacky ones in my opinion.] He’s been married FIVE times. Didn’t he get anything in his other divorces? Wouldn’t it have been classy if they’d just registered with the American Diabetes Association or other charity? I’m going to take up a collection and we’re gonna buy them their comforter of choice so that each night when they get in bed [full/queen], we’ll be a part of their union. Didn’t see handcuffs on the list. Guess he brings his home from the office.

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