Speaking of toilets, I hate to admit it, but this is, like, the totally coolest thing I’ve seen on Unfair Park in maybe 4ever. Word. But, it, like, freaks me out to think that we’ll all be texting like this before I even have time to die for it. Even more freaky is that it makes a county commissioners court meeting sound interesting, a heretofore unknown phenomenon.
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