JENNIFER CHININIS GETS, LIKE, TOTALLY DISSED!

Ever read the anonymous Last Call column in the Fort Worth Weekly? Me neither. But an alert FBvian points us toward this week’s installment, which describes a recent happy hour that Jennifer hosted. Where to begin? How about:

As for Chininis, she couldn’t be bothered. Granted, when I introduced myself to her she was in mid-conversation with someone else. Still, she didn’t have to complain to her friend – the moment I turned around! – that no one ever crashes her MediaBistro parties. Well, excuse the hell outta me, Ms. Anna Freakin’ Wintour Jr. I may not be as fashion-faddish as all y’all or as knowledgeable of Dallas “celebrity” mating habits, but I still ain’t chopped liver! Excuse me: chopped foie gras!

I’m sorry you were disappointed, Last Call. Feel free to drop by the Old Monk just about any day of the week. Head over to the D table. We’ll be happy to share our foie gras.

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