I don’t know why Belo lets this hack continue to write his column every week. Worse than Steve Blow. Never funny. This week, he writes about the drought, a most unfunny topic. Example:
In Highland Park, of course, you don’t find sprinklers, you find sprinkler systems. Massive, complex, zoned things that could keep a rain forest going. And the kids don’t play in them. They are too busy waiting to meet their new stepmom, who is in the shower having beautiful servants scrub her naughty bits with sea sponges dipped in fairy-wing dust. I don’t even know what I am talking about. So thirsty. …
Do not read the rest of his column. Tripe. Blech.
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