SAY IT AIN’T SO, EMMITT

Of course, I was getting my Deadwood on, so I missed last night’s Miss Universe 2006″ href=”http://www.nbc.com/Movies_Specials_More/Miss_Universe_2006/”>Miss Universe 2006. Apparently Emmitt Smith was one of the judges. To quote our fave Deadspin:

You might have thought that ending his career with The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals was a humiliating way to shuffle off the stage of public view, but we have to think that trading witticisms with Santino Rice from “Project Runway” is about 1,000 times worse. And that’s saying something.