A haranguing-FrontBurnervian gives me the straight scoop about Emmitt’s turn in pageantry.
Look I read the Deadspin post too and just had to shake my head. Poor, clueless hetero boys. Don’t y’all know any chance to associate oneself with Project Runway is the fastest, easiest way to impress a girl? And that by sitting next to Santino Rice — by judging Miss USA who was wearing a Project Runway dress — Emmitt was winning the hearts and minds of fashion-obsessed women everywhere, which is to say, women everywhere?
Emmitt is way smarter than you think he is.