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RE: BOFFO BIG D

By Tim Rogers |

We’re working on getting some photos up so the FB Nation can see the contortionist and the stilt walkers and so forth. Please feel free to send pics if you have any. And Laura has promised she’ll recap every one of my jokes that bombed. But here are my favorite parts from last night:

–My friend’s wife realizing that she once made out with one of the guys in Hard Night’s Day. Ringo? I don’t know which one.

–My other friend realizing that, in high school, he slept with one of the Body Art Ball babes who was painted like a tiger, which realization made his wife not at all pleased.

–A co-worker getting tossed from the party for a solidly PG-13 public display of affection with the brother of another co-worker.

–That same tossed co-worker then returning to the party to finish her work.

Dancing Bob

–The way DJ Easy Eddie D smelled (very good)

–A certain male co-worker’s sequined, fringed white chaps

–Overhearing someone say, “Don’t go over there. There’s vomit there.”

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