The mixed feelings are not about the quality of the movie. (I already don’t like it. Harumpf.) No, I’m conflicted about the recent rumor that Scarlett Johansson will star as Lucy Ewing. On the one hand, I’d love for Ms. Johansson to grace our city with her presents [sic]. But on the other hand, the hand that thinks she’s one of the best actresses of her generation, I want to tell her to run very far away.