My wife accused me last night of watching reality TV. I tried convincing her that I was watching Hell’s Kitchen by accident. Or should I say [Bleep] Kitchen, as Chef Ramsay’s potty mouth has only gotten pottier and pottier. But, see, last night was why I don’t watch reality TV. Viewers like this guy will no doubt agree with me. Sara, Dallas’ remaining contestant, pissed the pot, as it were, with inedible lamb–supposedly her specialty. But was she told to hang up her coat? Nooooo. Her rift with Virginia is too drama-licious for the producers, so Chef Ramsay sent Maribel home instead.
The manufactured “reality” is just too much to bear for an entertainment-hungry simpleton such as myself.