“News,” of course, is a relative term. For instance, this “news” that FC Dallas signed Shaka Hislop, the impressive ‘keeper for Trinidad & Tobago, is a week old. (Wonder what he’ll be paid…) But the item grants me opportunity to bring up the rumors I’ve heard that other global stars might be heading to the MSL. For instance, Beckham might go to LA. And Golden Ball winner Zinedine Zidane may come stateside, too. Still no explanation for the headbutt, but the buttee ain’t no saint.