With heavy heart I tell you, A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago is reporting that Samir Patel … is out.
Chin up, Samir. You’re still a champion in my book.
Update: AP says Samir made it to primetime. I’m so confused. Expect another update shortly.
Update Update: Samir is done. Finito. Kaput. O-v-e-r. Says so here. “Eremacausis” got the best of him.