Okay. More follow-up to my appearance was on briefly (Update: For reasons I can’t get into now, I’ve had to take the link down. Sorry, folks. Park’s closed).
–Yes, I own a brush. And a mirror. So, no, I don’t know why my hair looks like that.
–No, I don’t typically talk with my lower jaw protruding like that all of the time. Most of the time, yes. All of the time, no.
–Yes, I’m fat. I didn’t realize until I saw that clip. No more KFC food bowls for this guy.