Dave Barry definitely throws down on this one. Ouch. I just can’t wait to see how the DMN answers. Which of their Barryesque columnists will rise to the occasion? How many innocent cliches will be killed in the process? Will the offcourt game of words be anything to match the one down on the floor? How dumb was that last question?
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