Transcribing as fast as I can:
KELLY: “How do you say that name? Schlosser? It’s hard to say.”
Paul has now been on with them for five minutes. He has spoken four words.
Oh, but now Paul is talking about how the story “fascinated him all the more” as he gives a four-minute response to a question, making up for lost time.
Paul just mentioned one of the people in his story. Man’s name is Rusty Bowles. Puggs and Kelly really got a laugh out of that, then said, “Sorry, we’re trying to be mature.” I don’t get it.
I just broke a glass in Rod’s cube, which is directly adjacent to Paul’s. It sounded great on the radio.
PAUL: “It’s interesting that Jezebel, in the Bible, was eaten by a pack of dogs.” Is this the Opie and Anthony station? Really?
Now they’re taking callers. This should be good.
FIRST CALLER: “Is the Water of Life Church still open?”
PUGGS: “Is this church really a cult?” PAUL: [heh-heh] “I’m going to weasel out of that question. I’m in the business of sort of not stating that stuff.”
Right about now, Glenna Whitley is patting herself on the back for not agreeing to do this interview.
PUGGS: “Last question. We’re thinking about going out to the Water of Life Church and setting up a Kool-Aid stand. How do you think that would go over?” PAUL: [heh-heh] “I don’t think that would go over well.”
