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TOP 10 BLOG EXCUSES

By Rod Davis |

Top 10 Reasons why FrontBurner traffic was down in April:

10. Everyone was busy lying to the IRS.
9. Not enough postings about Ashlee Simpson.
8. Too many postings about Owen Wilson.
7. Reid learned how to hack into the system.
6. Failure to post full video of “Tim’s Lost Weekend,” featuring
Jennifer C. (Jay-C) as Xena the Vampire Slayer.
5. Ryan’s incessant badgering of 1.2 million Dallas citizens to find
out how much they make for the salary cover story in June.
4. Paul Kix. Just in general.
3. Rod. Even more so.
2. Gas prices. What the hell, Worth a shot.
1. The numbers are down because the guys we pay to click the site on the
web every 5 seconds were at the immigration rallies.

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