TONIGHT’S READING ASSIGNMENT

At least when Brother Cuban disses a place, calling San Antonio’s top tourist attraction an “ugly-ass, muddy-watered thing they call a River Walk,” he doesn’t pretend he’s being other than in-your-face . Which to me is better than an earlier volley from the town’s Plantation Daily, in which an oped piece purporting to be a Metro page news story compares SA and Dallas, including but not limited to cliches like “Dallas” the TV show and, of course, big hair. Read it to get your game face on.