I can’t say it any better than the bloggers at Gawker … so I won’t: “Assuming a net worth of $1.3 billion, and spotting him a generous five inches to start with, Mark Cuban’s [member] is 15 inches long” — and even that won’t get him into NYC’s Bungalow 8.
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