I can give it a shot, Tim, but you know no one is better at making people feel small than you. How’s this?
Really, Paul? I had no idea. I guess that’s why Wilonsky put up this item last week–two days before that story you posted ran. And that explains why Spurs fans waved signs of Herr Hasselhoff while Dirk shot freethrows. Or rather, that explains why Marv Albert and Steve Kerr explained the Hasselhoff reference every time Dirk shot freethrows.
But welcome back, Paul!