I’d like to point out that the June issue of D has a photo of a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, too, including her salary. If there are any bank robbers out there right now, and you can’t stand/find a copy of Texas Monthly, pick up D and you can get caught, too.
Additional theory on the Round Rock robbery: the 62-year-old dude wanted to get caught.
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