A food-eating FBvian brings us a curious item from the field:
When I went to pick up my turkey panini and salad last night from the Panera Bread on Park Lane, in addition to a delicious meal, I was also inadvertently handed this missive from, I assume, a disgruntled manager. I thought it was sort of of funny to think of the associates at Panera Bread enduring office woes a la Dunder-Mifflin.
ATTENTION ALL ASSOCIATES
If you do not want to be here, or work here, then
Please put in your notice. This is not a place for you to play. It is a Job not a playground. We are here to make money to try and earn a living.
Who ever found it funny to turn off the water that runs to the water filters needs to find another job. That water goes to the ice machine, proof box, ovens, tea machine and coffee brewer. You could have damaged that equipment beyond repair. It also made a lot of guest mad because we did not have coffee or tea.